Are you single? Do you want to have your portrait drawn by me and featured in my zine for only fifty dollars? For fifty dollars you can have your personal ad (that you write up yourself,) with a portrait drawn by me, featured in the next issue of my zine. I will also give you a free copy of the zine and mail you your original drawing by me as well. 

That's a pretty good freaking deal!  (Please share this with your single friends!)

The examples shown here are watercolors. They unfortunately do not photocopy well. Be aware that the final version in the zine will not necessarily look as great as these images. PDFs and originals will be sent to you via email and snail mail.